the onion Stories - Carolina March
Excited Mike Krzyzewski: Duke Squad Hasn't Been This Unlikable In Years
Ah, the Onion. "We've got Stephen Curry's little brother, a ball-hogging NBA coach's son, three Plumlees, and a whole roster of overprivileged assholes, so all the pieces are in place for this to be one of the prickiest teams in Blue Devils history. We just need to get it done." ...
The Onion: East Carolina Grad Thinks East Carolina a State
Funny because I like to think it's true. http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/east_carolina_grad_thinks?utm_source=a-section
"In contrast to the nation's utter indifference toward Turkoglu, a TNT poll indicated that if given...
"In contrast to the nation's utter indifference toward Turkoglu, a TNT poll indicated that if given the choice, most viewers would still prefer to smack J.J. Redick right in the face." The Onion article "Nation Refuses To Get To Know Hedo Turkoglu"
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