If you're curious about how I sum up the entire Miami basketball season, I've done so to educate the Texas heathens as to what they're in store for today.

If I had though about it, I would have asked him to return the favor and run down the Razorbacks for me, especially considering Rick Barnes's deep abiding love for the state. But I didn't. So look at it this way - it's Easter. The Tar Heels should, like I plan to, feast on Easter ham.