It's halftime of the UNC game, and not only are the Tar Heels, not getting smacked around, they're up big, 30-7. True, it's James Madison, but we could be sufferring through this. Or this. Or this. Or God Almighty, this. The rest of the ACC - Georgia Tech and Miami aside - is at best underperforming and at worst getting smacked around like a Division 1AA school not playing Michigan. And UNC's not on the recieving end of any of it.

While I'm over here feeling smart about Virginia and dumb about Duke, StateFansNation has the hookup on getting ESPN360 for the second half.