Poll voters are not surprisingly unimpressed when a team only tops McNeese St. by eight points. UNC, who started the season solidly in the "Also Receiving Votes" section of the major polls, has fallen off the map entirely in the coaches poll, and netted one solitary vote in the AP. That brave believer in Carolina football? Eric Hansen, of the South Bend Tribune, hometown paper of future UNC opponent Notre Dame. Here's his ballot. Thanks, Eric.

And yes, I realize it's quite possible he just confused the Tar Heels with ECU (108 votes received, not appearing on the Tribune ballot).