Two Dumb Things on the Internet

A couple of things to draw your ire while you yell at the television. (3-2 OSU in the 5th)

First, offered without comment, Richard Justice of the Houston Chronicle:

I almost think living in Houston is punishment enough for that bit of writing.

And offerred with foaming at the mouth comment, J.P. Giglio talking about Mike Krzyzewski's summer press conference:

Duke is shooting the same percentage of threes. They're making the same percentage of threes. It's the tempo that's changed. Say it with me: TEM-PO.