Open Letter to Sidney Lowe

Herb Sendek was 5-17 against Carolina.
Les Robinson was 5-7 against Carolina.
Jim Valvano was 7-18 against Carolina.
Norm Sloan was 14-26 against Carolina.
Press Maravich was 2-2 against Carolina.
Everett Case was 28-18 against Carolina.
Leroy Jay was 1-8 against Carolina.
Bob Warren was 1-3 against Carolina.
R.R. Sermon was 5-17 against Carolina.
Gus Tebell was 2-10 against Carolina.
Richard Crozier was 2-4 against Carolina.
Harry Hartsell was 0-4 against Carolina.
And Tal Safford and E.D. Sandborn both won their only games against Carolina, in 1919 and 1913, respectively.

Here's wishing you all the success of your predecessors in the years to come.

Yours truly, Carolina March

(Except for Case and those two guys from WWI. In fact, I'll even grant you post-ACC founding Everett Case success (11-17). Just because I'm filled with such bonhomie and all.)